Lyrics written by Mammy Tornado

It’s valentine’s day and I’m here all alone,
I got lovin’ on my mind and I’m in the zone.
So why am I sitting here with nothing to do
When I could be eating chocolate ice cream off of you.

My libido is high but my sugar is low,
Fill me with some sweetness leave me basking in the glow
From a sex romp baby, we can go all night
feed me your salami, and I promise not to bite!

Don’t need no flour to find the wet spot
Cuz I’m sweatin’ all over, boy you’re making me HOT
Take a whiff of my fupa, now don’t be shy
Make you weak in the knees like Nancy Kerrigan “whyyyyyyy”
Bitch had it comin’.

I used to stink. I used to stink at loving you.

Yeah I used to stink but I finally took a shower today
Anticipating intercourse with a side of crème brulet
A couple drinks , romantic dinner and a casual screw
You know I love the cock almost as much as I love food.



You gotta shower me with snacks if you wanna impress me
Take a nap before you come you’ll need your strength to undress me
It’s hard work to love me, but I’ll make it worth your while
We’re about to get more freaky than an episode of X-files

Don’t show up at my door with a floral bouquet
I’d rather have a dozen Whoppers, So you can Have it your way.
Bring a carton of wet wipes and a bottle of febreeze
Cuz what I’m bout to do to you is gonna get messy

Yeah it’s valentines day, everybody be fuckin’
Feels more like Thanksgiving and we’re the turducken
Put your meat inside my meat then put my meat on your face
You got my lady gravy rushing like it’s running a race.