Lyrics by Mammy Tornado

I NEED A COOK WITH A COCK….
I NEED A BIG STRONG MAN…

I SEE YOU LOOKING AT ME AND I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT
YOUR EYES LOCKED ON MY FUPA, MY HAND GRABS AT YOUR CROTCH.
YOU GOT ME LICKIN’ MY LIPS, I’VE GOT AN ORAL FIXATION
I JUST GOTTA KNOW IF YOU TASTE BETTER THAN BACON.

I’VE GOT A FEVER FOR YOUR FLAVOR I’M A WOMAN ON A MISSION
BLOW AWAY THE KAMA SUTRA WITH OUR SEXUAL POSITIONS.
YOU CAN ROLL ME IN FLOUR TIL YOU FIND A WET SPOT,
YOU GOT ME SWEATY ALL OVER, YOU GOT ME SWEATING YOUR JOCK.

WHETHER IT’S BREAKFAST IN BED OR DINNER ON THE COUCH
I LIKE A MAN WHO LET’S ME EAT WHILE HE’S EATING ME OUT.
WHILE THE WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH A FAST FOOD MEAL
YOU GOTTA SUPERSIZE THAT SHIT TO PROVE YOUR LOVE IS REAL.

CHORUS 2X
I NEED A COOK WITH A COCK
WHO CAN COOK AND FUCK A LOT
I NEED A BIG STRONG MAN
WHO CAN WORK A BED PAN
I WANNA FEEL A MUSTACHE
ON MY HUNGRY GAPING GASH
FUCK FEED AND WASH MY HOLES.
(COME PLAY IN MY FAT FOLDS.)

YOU GOTTA TREAT ME LIKE A SHOW CAR, KEEP ME FULL AND CLEAN
WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A SPONGE BATH WHILE I’M FLICKING MY BEAN.
WHEN IT COMES TO MY COOTER USE A RAG ON A STICK
OR YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR ROLEX WHERE YOU USUALLY LOSE YOUR DICK.

YOU CAN BUY ME FANCY MU MU’S JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL PRETTY.
SHOW ME OFF TO YOUR FRIENDS, TAKE ME INTO THE CITY.
GENTLY STRAPPED TO THE BED OF YOUR PICKUP TRUCK.
MY LEGS SPREAD WIDE, BUT MY THIGHS STILL TOUCH

YOU WANNA TAKE ME ON VACATION TO SOME TROPICAL BEACH.
IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE TO FLY, I TAKE UP TOO MANY SEATS
SO ROLL ME INTO THE YARD, RUB ME DOWN WITH TANNING LOTION,
PUT YOUR EAR TO MY PUSSY AND YOU CAN SMELL THE OCEAN.

CHORUS 2X

THAT’S HOW I KNOW YOU WANT ME, THAT’S WHEN I KNOW IT’S REAL
WHEN YOU TEAR INTO MY PUSSY LIKE A HAPPY MEAL
YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOME GOODIES, YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOME FUN
SHOW ME THAT YOU LOVE ME WITH THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE

I DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE A PLUS SIZE QUEEN
MAKING LOVE AT THE BUFFET, WE BE MAKING A SCENE
DON’T WANNA MEET YOUR MOTHER I’M TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
BUT I’LL BE SURE TO SEND A CARD TO THANK HER FOR YOUR DICK!

CHORUS 2X

IN THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER, SWEAT ROLLS DOWN MY BACK
YOU LOVE TO CATCH IT WITH YOUR LIPS BEFORE IT REACHES MY CRACK
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SEXY, YOU MAKE ME FEEL HOT
LIKE A HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO I’LL BE GOBBLING YOUR COCK.