Blue Waffle

from A Dysfunctional Christmas With Mammy Tornado by MAMMY TORNADO

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I’LL HAVE A BLUE…WAFFLE FOR CHRISTMAS
GIVE ME A BLUE…WAFFLE FOR CHRISTMAS
WHEN YOUR COOTER HAS BEEN BEAT, AND LEFT LOOKING LIKE RAW ROAST BEEF
AIN’T NOTHING STOPPING IT FROM RELEASING POST COITAL QUEEFS.

AND WHEN MY BLUE PANTIES START FALLING
THAT’S WHEN MY BLUE WAFFLE IS CALLING
YOU CAME FIRST BUT IT WASN’T A RACE, YOU UNLOADED UPON MY FACE
I’LL HAVE A BLUE…BLUE BLUE BLUE WAFFLE

- INTERLUDE

MADE A MESS , MY SHEETS ARE STAINED,
YOU PLOWED THROUGH ME LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN
AND I’LL HAVE A BLUE, BLUE BLUE BLUE …BLUE WAFFLE FOR CHRISTMAS.

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from A Dysfunctional Christmas With Mammy Tornado, track released November 19, 2012

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MAMMY TORNADO Chelmsford, Massachusetts

I'm often told I have the face of a movie star, the body of goddess and the voice of an angel. I started off singing on youtube, but the people demanded more. So I decided to give them what they've been yearning for - A Very Dysfunctional Christmas...with me! Mammy Tornado! www.youtube.com/mammytornado ... more