Lyrics written by Mammy Tornado It’s valentine’s day and I’m here all alone, I got lovin’ on my mind and I’m in the zone. So why am I sitting here with nothing to do When I could be eating chocolate ice cream off of you. My libido is high but my sugar is low, Fill me with some sweetness leave me basking in the glow From a sex romp baby, we can go all night feed me your salami, and I promise not to bite! Don’t need no flour to find the wet spot Cuz I’m sweatin’ all over, boy you’re making me HOT Take a whiff of my fupa, now don’t be shy Make you weak in the knees like Nancy Kerrigan “whyyyyyyy” Bitch had it comin’. I used to stink. I used to stink at loving you. Yeah I used to stink but I finally took a shower today Anticipating intercourse with a side of crème brulet A couple drinks , romantic dinner and a casual screw You know I love the cock almost as much as I love food. You gotta shower me with snacks if you wanna impress me Take a nap before you come you’ll need your strength to undress me It’s hard work to love me, but I’ll make it worth your while We’re about to get more freaky than an episode of X-files Don’t show up at my door with a floral bouquet I’d rather have a dozen Whoppers, So you can Have it your way. Bring a carton of wet wipes and a bottle of febreeze Cuz what I’m bout to do to you is gonna get messy Yeah it’s valentines day, everybody be fuckin’ Feels more like Thanksgiving and we’re the turducken Put your meat inside my meat then put my meat on your face You got my lady gravy rushing like it’s running a race.